Ozzie Guillen Poking Fun @ Lou Piniella?

Greg Couch of the Sun-Times has some interesting stuff for us today. An interview with White Sox skipper Ozzie Guillen turned into a pissing match with one party not represented.

Says Guillen: "'Lou Piniella does two things better than me,'' Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said before Tuesday night's game against Pittsburgh. ''Managing and eating.''
...and later...
''It took them three weeks to find a [body] double for Piniella,'' Guillen said. ''For mine, you just go to a model agency.''

Of course we all know the Windy City Showdown is coming up, and with the White Sox long ball nowhere near as prominant as a week ago, some South Siders are worrying. Sounds like you can add Ozzie to that list, who would rather poke fun at Sweet Lou's weight than answer the baseball questions.